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31 October 2008 @ 12:48 pm

I am still alive for anyone who thinks of me or reads this. And yeah to be honest I had forgotten about it. Spyke asked if I'd posted in my journal recently and I said "Journal?? I have a journal? Oh wait, I do don't I..." Then I had to find the password for it and see if I could remember how to post and things. Hmm....
Anyway, here I am, it's half term this week so Spyke is home and he's getting ready for Halloween. When I say "home", I mean of course he's at my house =(-_-)= Neo is away on a business trip again. Seriously, it's like my sister never had a kid but I did. I need a girlfriend who doesn't mind small yellow cheese loving cat-things.
That reminds me, the other day Spyke was going around saying how happy he is to have yellow fur. I asked why. He said "Because cheese is yellow. Are you colour blind Uncle Meo?" =(o_O)= well no, I'm not. I dunno why it never occured to me.
My job hangs in the balance though. I work for a mobile phone ringtone company and with all these new phones that have come out with the ability for you to either hook it up to a computer and put songs on it or download MP3s off the phone's network site, we're running out of the customers to get ringtones. So my boss has moved us on to making ringtones for new phones, you know the silly little ditties that phones come with already on them that no one seems to listen to cos they put their own music on the phone. Well that's what we're doing now. I play the keyboard and write most of the songs. Or if it's a current release we have to get permission to recreate it for phones and then I turn the song into a keyboard musical version of itself. It's quite fun and I find it pretty easy. The rest of my time I spend in Coridor's new band, Twizted Tranzizter. =(^_^)= I play keyboard and trumpet. Spyke plays trumpet, though usually if they require two at the same time, he's not very good by himself yet. Lazarus was annoyed that he isn't in the band. He was going to be but he's too much of a slacker to keep up with it. Yes he's unemployed again. He does odd jobs now. It's odd him doing jobs! Or anything productive at all for that matter.
 
So, Spyke is dressing as Captain Y-Fronts this Halloween. And I'm a vampire postman. That was Spyke's idea. Lazarus is an E.B.S.F.A.D. and he has to walk on all fours to make him convincing enough. That was also Spyke's idea.  Spyke has a big influence for most of this stuff =(o_o)=
It should be fun though, I like Halloween. I'd better go and get ready now, there's a lot to do and Spyke has lost his y-fronts.

~Meo signing off!

 
 
Current Location: At my computer
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Spyke yelling about his missing y-fronts
 
 
Meo
23 November 2007 @ 12:55 pm
Hi! Uncle Meo never updates this! I think he's forgotten about it. I mean, he hasn't updated it since the new year. This year has been random. The Vampire Postmen have been at large all year but I and the forces of good have been battling them left right and center and cheese so they're not gunna win!
Lazarus is still lazy, Uncle Meo is still composing ringtones but is annoyed that since phones you can connect up to the computer and put your own ringtones on are more and more popular that the company will go out of business. So he's thinking about getting a job at the Hover Board company. He came second in the annual summer H.B.R. this year. Stands for Hover Board Racing in case you didn't know, which you probably didn't since Uncle Meo NEVER UPDATES THIS ANY MORE!!!!
Anyway, Redd came first in the race, meo's rival, so he wasn't too happy. Actually although this year has been random, its also been a pretty bad year for us. Lazarus lost his job and can't get another, there has been a nationwide cheese shortage and of course there's Uncle Meo's job not going too well since...well, I explained.
Plus Meo had a bad run in with an E.B.S.F.A.D. earlier this year and nearly got his brain sucked out!

Anywho I'd better go now, Uncle Meo's making lunch and I should be at school but I came home cos I have a cold. Oh and happy Spanksgiving!
Ciao!!
 
 
Current Location: Delta City
Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
Meo
10 January 2007 @ 12:44 pm
Yo!
Well we all had a big New Years party. Lazarus got a little....drunk but we all enjoyed the fireworks I let off in my back garden. I'd managed to rig some of them up so when they went off they resembled things such as Spyke's head and (at Spyke's request =(o_o)=), a charging E.B.S.F.A.D.
We let them off after the countdown to New Year. Then we went back inside the house where it was warm. Spyke said it would be cool if we could go to Australia next new year so we could stay outside after the fireworks and have a barbeque. I replied that would be fine if Spyke was willing to save his pocket money up. Or maybe get my sister to treat him to a trip there if she went out there around new year. Lazarus always spends his money as soon as he gets it. He has no idea how to handle money, I'm surprised he even manages to keep a roof over his head!

So new year was good! 
In other news, Spyke set a trap unknown to me, to catch a postman (remember he thinks they're vampires...) and yesterday morning I went out to my garden and found the postman hanging upside down from my tree. =(O_o)=
I quickly helped him down and appologised, making up the excuse that the trap had been to catch a burgler who keeps on sneaking around outside my house.
Spyke came back to mine after school and looked disappointed. I told him not to, his trap had worked but I told him on pain of being forced to sleep in a field of E.B.S.F.A.D. for a week that he must never set a trap again. Now he thinks I've been bitten by the vampire postman and I'm working for them. =(-_-)=

Ah well, just another normal week in my life!
~Meo signing off!
 
 
Current Location: Work
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: Ringtones
 
 
Meo
24 December 2006 @ 01:00 pm
Hey thar everyone! This is Meo here just wishing you all a very Happy Christmas and new year. I'm spending my Christmas with my family, Spyke, Neo and my neighbor Lazarus. The house is decorated, the turkey is in the oven, the snow is thick outside and the presents are under the tree.

Hey guys! Since Uncle Meo knows I write in his journal, I've just shoved him off the computer so I can leave a message. The vampire postmen are still at large and I think they've joined forces with the E.B.S.F.A.D. to take over the city. This is bad news and I'll keep you posted on it! I can't wait till tomorrow, Christmas is so cool! I get loads of presents and we spend the day together. Its a day for family and of course cheese. Its also one of the only times that my Mum doesn't have to go on a business trip and she can spend time with me. I miss her when she's away even though I love staying with Uncle Meo. We watch TV and play games, have a great roast lunch with turkey and roast potatoes (and cheese!) I don't think I'll sleep tonight. So Happy Christmas from me and the Cheese!

Hey, Lazarus here! Don't look at me like that, Meo, Spyke got to write in the journal so I can too right? In the holiday spirit and all that. I won't get up till lunchtime tomorrow, so I'm up in time for the good stuff. Then I'm off round Meo's to celebrate Christmas with them. I think Christmas is my favourite day of the year because I can pig out and spend time with my friends, laze around and not feel bad about it. Actually, I never feel bad about it. Most of all there's no work! So happy Christmas folks, from the big white burd next door! Over to you Meo!

Uh, thanks Laz. So yeah, from me and all my buddies, have fun this Christmas!
~Meo signing off!
 
 
Current Location: My house
Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Some Japanese song.
 
 
Meo
12 December 2006 @ 10:16 am
Even though you may think I've forgotten about my journal, I haven't. Once again, I've been busy and I'll try to update more in the future, its just finding the time to do so.

Spyke went to The Museum Of Weird And Disgusting Oddities again. And yes, he went with Lazarus. Lazarus thouroughly enjoyed himself and Spyke took the video camera for that school project about proving that monsters were real. Actually, I don't think it was a school project. It would make more sense if it was his own project. =(o_O)= We had a nice summer holiday, Spyke was at mine most of the time because Neo usually has to go on longer business trips in the summer. Spyke never minds his mum being away so much, because he gets to annoy me! He threw a water balloon at Lazarus as he was sunbathing in his back garden. Then Lazarus threw one back. Then it turned into an all out war so I turned on the hose and soaked them both. Then they barraged me with water balloons. =(-_-)= Luckily it happened to be the hottest day of the summer so it was all good and we dried off easily. 
Lately Spyke has been scared of the postman. In his research into monsters he's made up some kind of theory about vampire postmen. Why else would they come out before dawn he told me. I explained that because its winter, it gets light later and thats why. They come out in daylight in the summer. He insisted that was just a conspiracy to hide their true intentions. =(o_<)= So I asked him what on earth they would be doing delivering post if they like to suck peoples blood and he explained that some people come out and greet the postman when they deliver the post and sometimes they ring the doorbell because their feeling hungry and pretend they have a package for you. Then you're never seen again. So I asked him if he'd ever actually seen a vampire postman and of course he hadn't which was why he's trying to get them on video.
So basically he's set up a CCTV camera outside my house and he spies on everyone who comes to the door. He rushes here from school every day to see what he has on film. It's mostly me or Lazarus or the postmen but the postmen just deliver the letters and leave. I dunno what he'll do when one rings the bell and he sees me go out to get a package from him. =(o_o)="?"

Anyway, I think I've updated you with all the latest news from my side of the world. I'm going to try and update here more often so people will actually be interested in hearing from me, Spyke and Lazarus. Just watch out for the E.B.S.F.A.D.!

~Meo signing off! =(^_^)=
 
 
Current Location: My house
Current Mood: chipper
 
 
Meo
26 June 2006 @ 11:31 pm
Yo!
Man, I forgot I had this journal. I've been very busy lately and its been a month since I've written here, well over a month.
Spyke stayed at mine all half term because my sister was away on one of her business trips. I took Spyke to the cinema to watch Captain Y-Fronts versus the Mutant Fanny Packs. It was pretty funny. I can see why Captain Y-Fronts is so popular. Afterwards we went to Pizza Hut and had a massive stuffed crust pizza between us. That was really yummy and filling, I think I have a new favourite restaurant =(^_^)=

Spyke keeps asking to go to the Museum of Weird and Disgusting Oddities again. I told him we'd seen everything there was to see there but he wants to take the video camera for this project he's doing on monsters at school. He's trying to prove monsters actually exist. I tried to tell him that they're just mutations stuffed in a museum but he said that was all an excuse made up by the authorities so people won't know the truth which he is going to prove. =(-_-)= I'll never change his mind. All the same, he wants to go before the summer holidays next month and I don't have enough money to take him again. So Lazarus is going with him instead. Lazarus hasn't been to the Museum and he said he'd like to go. I'm not sure if I could stomach the deformed ape again. =(0_o)=
Anyway, its late here in Delta City and I'm pretty tired. Actually, its nearly 12 at night and I should go to bed. I have work tomorrow morning, happy happy joy joy! Lazarus and Spyke are going to the Museum this saturday. Spyke wanted to go friday but he has school (thats why he wanted to go of course! With the excuse it was a school trip)
So anyway I'm off to bed now *yawn* I'm pretty tired.

Goodnight folks!
~Meo signing off!
 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Nothing right now
 
 
Meo
Ok, so I haven't posted for a while, the reason for this is because I kind of...got lost.
It all started last week when I had a couple of days off. Lazarus and I decided to take a road trip to see a band we like. So we hopped into Lazarus's 4x4 and set off. There was an accident on one of the roads, causing us to try and find another way round which is what got us lost. When we found out we'd be too late to see the band, we decided to go back home since we couldn't find our way. Then we got more lost. We ended up in this weird little town. It was pretty quiet and we decided to stop at the newsagents there to ask for directions. They didn't seem willing to help, more concerned that we weren't local and weren't welcome. No wonder the town was so quiet. So we bought some snacks and set off to find our own way out. We cruised down the highway with the stereo blazing and we were gone for about an hour, when we found ourselves back where we started. In this creepy little town. By now it was getting late and it was getting dark. Lazarus said there was no point trying to find our way in the dark so we thought we'd leave it till morning and book in somewhere.
So we found this bed and breakfast place and knocked on the door. An old woman answered, she didn't seem happy to let us in, but did anyway. She showed us to a room with a double bed and bid us goodnight. It cost way too much for a bed and breakfast, I guess cos it was the only place in town so they could afford to overcharge.
Anyway, Lazarus had the bed, because he took up the whole thing and I slept on the little chair in the corner of the room. We watched a bit of TV and planned out the following day, how we would escape this place.
It was the middle of the night when it happened. We heard a crash outside and someone walking along the hallway. The walk sounded weird like they only had one foot. They would walk and then thud and walk and thud. Lazarus looked terrified and I would have laughed if I'd felt  more confident. I peered out of the keyhole in the door and saw a white specter outside! It moaned. 
"Oh grik! I think it's a ...ghost..." I told Lazarus who hid under the covers. The thing passed by the door again. 
"What should we do?" asked Lazarus. "Well we shouldn't panic for start off. Lets just stay in here till morning" I suggested and Lazarus agreed.
And thats where we would have stayed if the door hadn't opened and the ghost walked in. I leaped onto the bed beside Lazarus and just stared. The ghost thudded across the room, looking as though it couldn't see. Suddenly the old woman flew through the door and lunged at the ghost, grappling it to the ground.
Turned out the ghost was a burglar who'd stepped in a bucket in the dark and knocked over a sheet that had been hanging in the kitchen to dry. And the old woman knew Ninjitsu.

We left as soon as it was light the next morning. Luckily, by studying a map Lazarus found under one of the seats in the car (thats what we'd lost earlier), we found our way back home.
When I told Spyke, he was very jealous and insisted next time we went on a road trip, we should take him so he could share in the adventure too. Nightmare more like it!
Well I'm off to work, see ya!

~Meo signing off!
 
 
Current Location: My house
Current Mood: scared
Current Music: Meo's Theme
 
 
Meo
21 April 2006 @ 08:48 am
Yo!
Hmm, it seems Spyke has been writing in my journal. So thats why he wants me to get my own journal, so he could write in it to his mates about what he's doing. But why didn't he just sign up for his own one? Oh well.
I had a good easter, Spyke got loads of easter eggs and has been living off chocolate for most of the week. He's finished them all now though. I had some too, I still have some left if Spyke hasn't eaten them!

The Museum of Weird and Disgusting Oddities trip went ..uh fairly well. Some of the stuff there was a bit too much but Spyke enjoyed it which was the main thing. I've been enjoying my week off work, but I have to go back on Monday. Likewise, Spyke has to go back to school on Monday too. He's not looking forward to it! Neither am I actually, well work anyway. I've been short on inspiration lately, hope it comes back by Monday!

Anyway this is only a short entry, I haven't been here for a while to check up on the thing and I find my nephew's taken over! I have to go make breakfast now or Spyke'll be into my easter eggs next! I think I'll make pancakes!
~Meo signing off!
 
 
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Something from Spyke's room
 
 
Meo
16 April 2006 @ 11:56 am
Hi! I was gunna post this yesterday but Uncle Meo was on the computer. I don't think he's noticed I'm posting in his journal. Anyway, Happy Easter!!

We had a great time at The Museum of Weird and Disgusting Oddities, well, I did anyway. It totally rocked! They had loads of weird stuff there like Shrunken Head Billiards. Apparently back in the old days when the explorers bought back shrunken heads from their explorations, they found they had a lot of them. They sold some but the smaller ones they decided to use as billiard balls one day when they were bored. The Museum has the original table and only set of shrunken head billiards in the world. Another cool and really weird thing was the Allseeing Mummy Head. Its a mummy's head in a crystal ball and apparently it can see into the future. I reckoned it was fake though cos no one was allowed to ask it stuff. It had this uncanny habit of swivelling around in the ball and watching everyone. I went up to it and it watched me as I walked backwards and forwards infront of it. The creepy thing? Its got no eyes, so how can it see? They said it predicted when the apocalypse would come.
Of course there were all the normal weird and disgusting things like pickled deformed animals and skeletons. They had a two headed, eight legged, one eyed puppy there. That was freaky. They also had a Mummy Baby-a mummified baby with two heads. Probably the most extreme thing was a deformed ape they actually stuffed. It had six legs and another head growing out of its back. I thought it was fake but there was a photo of it when it had been alive. Some of its fur was missing and the lower jaw of its other head, it was pretty gross but very cool! Some of the stuff there was a bit boring, like the atrofied maggots and the sheeps eyeball marble game. Oh, they had a human skeleton that had fingers growing out of its head and only one eye socket. Uncle Meo couldn't eat his lunch hehehe!!!

So yeah, we had a cool time, I got lots of great photos and I can't wait to get them developed. There was so much to see there, I recommend The Museum of Weird and Disgusting Oddities to everyone!

Well I gotta go have a bath now. Ciao!!
 
 
Current Location: Uncle Meo's Computer
Current Mood: ditzy
Current Music: This is the song that never ends by Brak
 
 
Meo
14 April 2006 @ 08:50 am
Wooo!! Its Spyke here and I'm so excited cos today Uncle Meo's taking me to the Museum of Weird and Disgusting Oddities! We're leaving in about 30 minutes and I thought I'd write about it on his journal. Thats why I asked him to get one, he doesn't know but I wanted to write in it too! I know my mates at school will be reading this heeheh. I'm so excited! I had to check my supplies, got the comics, got the Cheese, got my camera (cos you can take pics) and got my walkman and my drink. Its about 2 hours drive away from Uncle Meo's house, this is gunna rock!!! I'm gunna keep an eye out for EBSFAD on the way and of course try to freak Uncle Meo out by saying they're after the car again. He couldn't take his Hover Board for such a long journey, its not really comfortable to stand all the way there so he's borrowing Lazarus's car. Lazarus is on holiday over easter, he's gone to somewhere or other but he flew there so he didn't need the car. Anyway I'm off to recheck my stuff and get Uncle Meo to leave, the sooner we leave, the sooner we can get there!
I'll write tomorrow and tell you all how it was!

Ciao!
 
 
Current Location: Meo's computer
Current Mood: excited
 
 
Meo
11 April 2006 @ 08:52 am

Yo! Thought it was about time I posted in here again. Mind you my life isn't that interesting really. Spyke keep plaguing me to take him to The Museum of Weird and Disgusting Oddities over Easter. I'm not so sure. He's been asking for years actually, ever since he saw an advert for it on TV when it first opened. I said he was too young, he'd have to ask his mum first. My sister as ever, is busy and has left him with me over Easter. So that means we're gunna have to take at least one trip out or he'll never shut up. Luckily I have this week from friday till next wednesday off so we can probably do something then.
Spyke's also bought himself some Ocean Apes. Man they rip kids off these days, they're shrimps for crying out loud! Give them an exciting aquatic name and the kids all fly at them. So Spyke has these ape, shrimp things and he got them out of the packet and filled the tank with water and put them in. Next day some had hatched, they're so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them. Tiny little weeny shrimps. He swears they'll grow to be enormous and be semi-aquatic monkeys one day. He's gunna be very disappointed. 

So I think we'll go to the Museum on friday maybe. Maybe it won't be as busy, but since the kids are all out of school right now, I expect it will be packed. I'm going to phone up and book some tickets today or I'll never hear the end of it from Spyke! Lets hope this time he doesn't bring something home and leave it in the bath like that mummy he bought home from the other museum. How he got it out we'll never know. He told me it sleep walked... Anyway, it ended up in the bathtub for some obscure reason and we had to take it back without them noticing.

Anyway I'm off to have something to eat before I go to work!
~Meo signing off!

 
 
Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: The radio
 
 
Meo
08 March 2006 @ 01:44 pm
Wow doesn't time fly? The Hover Board Racing semi finals tournament is this weekend. Anyone who makes it through the tournament will go on to the finals in April and then to the championship in July. I was in the championship last year, my first one! However I didn't win. Mind you, neither did Redd, so that was one good thing that came out of it! 
I mananged to fix the problem I had with my hover board and Spyke didn't come over this weekend which gave me lots of time to myself. Lazarus blew up his microwave and wanted to borrow mine but I need it so he's been in and out with meals sometimes until he gets a new microwave. It got pretty annoying last night though because he wanted one for his supper (lazy Lazarus never cooks really, if there's a faster way he takes that route!) and I'd locked my front door so he couldn't get in.
Anywho, I'm on my lunch break again. I don't think anyone reads these, I still have no idea why in the world Spyke wanted me to get a LiveJournal, no one's interested in my life anyway. Still its somewhere to write down my thoughts and things which I suppose is good.

Well I'd better get back to work!
~Meo signing off!
 
 
Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Some Twisted Tranzister song
 
 
Meo
28 February 2006 @ 09:00 am

Yo! Is it me or has the weather got much colder lately. I mean, I have to have the fire on nearly full these days. I'm thinking about getting central heating. Lazarus has it and so does my sister.
Anyway, I was fixing up my hover board yesterday, the rocket thrusters are acting up on it and I was just glad Spyke wasn't there because it was half term all last week and I had him stay round for half of that. He wanted to go camping but its way too cold for that. So he camped out in the back garden but only stayed out half the night because he got too cold and came back in again. I told him he would be he wouldn't listen. So he camped out in the spare (although it's really Spyke's room, he's round so much) room instead. The next morning I went in there to find sheets hanging from the ceiling and some sort of mini fort around the bed made out of pillows. Spyke was nowhere to be seen but I could hear faint snoring, he must have been up half the night making this odd hideout.
Eventually he came downstairs at about 11 and helped himself to some cheese from the fridge, then he went back upstairs. He ended up staying in his room nearly the whole time he was over. Oh well it keeps him out of my fur. At weekends its fine but my sister doesn't seem to realise I have a job and its harder when Spyke stays in the week. Still he's old enough to look after himself and he doesn't wreck stuff and makes his own entertainment. Plus half the time he goes round to Lazarus's because we all know how Lazarus likes to skive off work. I'm surprised he's still at that job.
Anyway, I'm off to have breakfast. I don't want to go out in the cold to work today. The winter is when hover boards are less practical!

~Meo signing off!

 
 
Current Mood: Ack its freezing!
Current Music: Gorillaz - El Manana (Mmm...banana)
 
 
Meo
25 January 2006 @ 12:01 am

Wow I can't believe how late it is. Its 12 am right now and I should be in bed, I've got work tomorrow. I'm looking after Spyke this weekend. Joy. Better stock up on the cheese. I've had a busy day today. I got into work and found out some idiot had wiped all the ringtones I'd composed yesterday off the computer. I'd done 8 of them and recorded them carefully into files. So I had to do them all again. Then I was behind with them but I managed to remember what I'd done and complete it in the morning. Missed my morning break but never mind. I actually worked into my lunch break too. After that I managed to do about 3 more before work was over. It was freezing cold on the way home, I forgot my scarf this morning and Lazarus had parked his car in my drive. So I went round to ask him why and found his drive was piled up with stuff from his house. He'd decided to have a garage sale but no one was buying stuff. Probably because of the cold.

Anyway I went in and had a nice cup of hot chocolate and some tea in the warm. Then I watched some telly and thought about what I'll do tomorrow. Work again. I work every day cept Saturday and Sunday. Well time for bed now. I'll go to the shops on the way home Thursday and get some stuff for Spyke when he comes over.

~Meo signing off!

 
 
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: The sound of the TV
 
 
Meo
11 January 2006 @ 01:12 pm

Yo hows it going? I decided to get one of these since Spyke said it would be a good idea. I'm on my lunch break at work right now and only just figured out how to get the colours right on my journal. I dunno why Spyke would suggest I get one of these I don't have much to say about my life really. I had a nasty run in with an EBSFAD the other day. I was cruising on my hover board and decided to go down to an empty field for a picnic. It seemed empty anyway. Well I sat down and got my lunch out ready to eat.

It was then I heard it coming up behind me. I spun round and saw it's red eyes gleaming at me and the all too familiar "GAAAA!!" sound, like a cross between a bleat and a growl as its gaze fixed on mine. It walked slowly as they usually do, never taking its eyes off mine, trying to hypnotise me. I just stared back, helpless, trying to break out of its gaze. Then it charged at me. I managed somehow to come back to earth just in time to grab my hover board and escape. It had my lunch though.

So that was a close shave! Anyway, I'd better get back to work now, I have to compose 6 more ringtones before I leave this evening. Hope I get paid more if I have to stay in for overtime!

~Meo signing off!

 
 
Current Mood: shocked
Current Music: Ringtones....